Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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