Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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