I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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