yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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