haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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