Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
whose parrot is this?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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