Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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