PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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