I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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