one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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