ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
now i know why i became what i already was.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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