is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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