Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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