My nipple is on Facebook.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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