I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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