Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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