I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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