How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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