Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So vagazzling was a success
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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