my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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