I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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