the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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