It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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