Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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