Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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