When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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