I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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