So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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