Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Holy shit dude........stairs
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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