we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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