my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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