Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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