Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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