Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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