In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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