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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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