I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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