The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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