I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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