8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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