I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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