Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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