would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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