How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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