Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize