Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Success! We fucked roommates!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize