So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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