I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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