We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I would ride that face into the sunset
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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