i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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